I always did like Yahoo.

So I logged into my Yahoo! Mail account a few moments ago, and when it took me to the front page, what did I see?

Marriage, music failed. YES. YES, THEY DID. Four for you, Yahoo, you go, Yahoo.

Seriously, read the article. It's hilariously awesome.

On a side note, Pat Monahan from Train looks like a combination of Dane Cook and Keith Richards in that picture.