Just kidding, you won't die. Well, eventually you will, but not by blog-related causes. Unless your name is Julian Assange.
Anyway.
I installed a new application to my blog called OneTrueFan. It's pretty awesome; you guys, my readers, are now in competition with each other to make me the most popular person alive. Every time you read my blog, share something, or even glance at me with that seductive look in your eye, you get points(though the points you earn from that last thing are tallied separately, wink wink). The person that does these things the most is considered my "one true fan," hence the name of the gadget.
So...get sharing! Make everybody you know love me more than they love you! Be the readers I know you can be. I promise you won't regret it, because I'm like Tinkerbell; the more applause I get, the stronger I am, and I can write and draw more hilarious stuff for you. And we all want that, don't we?
The answer is yes. Yes, we do.
oh oh, I bet I'm in the lead for the seductive glance competition! ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt's a close race to call, you're currently tied with my mirror.
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